What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 01:50
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
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-J W Pepper
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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Live and Let Die
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-All the bad guys are black.
Moonraker
You Only Live Twice
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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Goldfinger
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Ah so!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-”She is very sexyful!”
From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Octopussy
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Diamonds Are Forever
The Living Daylights & Rambo III